Football

I have for so long, not understood football! How abt u? How many times have you asked a male to explain football to you, and it was useless? happened to me plenty of times.

I have the solution. I think :-D Actually--it is the only solution because it worked for me!

I have come to the conclusion, that---if you want to know something about something---ask a female who knows something about that something. Because if you ask a male---chances are you still aren't gonna understand it. For realskies!

So we shld all do the smart thing---and ask a female "would you please explain football to me"----chances are--within 10 mins, ur gonna understand quiet a bit more about football!

My son has been playing football since 4th grade, and I've never understood it. Ofc, I never asked a female to explain it to me either.

So everytime I asked a male--even during the games---
Trust me, it was so not helpful. So I sat thru many games, having no clue.

I decided this year, since my son is a freshman.... I am gonna learn. I have to sit at the football field quiet often, freshmen games, JV Scrimmages, Varsity games---cuz as a football mom, I need to know what my kiddo is doing right?? :)

I learned, he plays center for offense and nose guard for defense. I know exactly where he is--bec he's always right smack dab in the middle, either handing the football to the quarterback, or getting ready to pounce on the opposite ends center or quarterback if he can.
NOW I see the point of watching football. Its not just a bunch of guys chasing a ball and jumping on top of eachother--after all.

So if you wanna know football---do urself a favor and don't even bother with the male population-they make it sound all too important and complicated--and they'll definitly complicate it much more further than it actually is! ;) ask a female! :)

Go Bulldogs! :)